è natale

Arriva di nuovo Natale
la gente è più falsa di prima
s'insegna ai bambini a mentire
si aiuta l'ortica a salire
si porge la mano
si allunga una mancia
scordando di colpo però
il male di pancia.
La prego, si accomodi pure
si sieda al tavolo dieci,
la smetta con i complimenti,
oggi siam tutti parenti
oggi è Natale
oggi è Natale,
passati due giorni però
te la faccio pagare.

Y la noche llegarà
qui sas si cambiarà
la vida que es?
Y en dia llegarà
qui sas si cambiarà
la vida que es?


Panettone, champagne quella sera
a casa con tutti gli amici
mi sento fin troppo da sola,
seduta in mezzo ad un coro,
ho gli occhi pesanti
in certi momenti
la voglia di dire "non va"
rinchiusa tra i denti.

Y la noche llegarà
qui sas si cambiarà
la vida que es?
Y en dia llegarà
qui sas si cambiarà
la vida que es?
E l'amore vincerà
el dìa volverà
la vida que es?

E' Natale (Valentino e Alfano Massimiliano Pani)
in RIDI PAGLIACCIO, 1988, Mina

Ciao Guido!

Let's start at the beginning. Come stai? Molto bene. Bon giorno

Ciao. Arrivederci.

Every Italian from Italy knows these words and every Italian-American should.

But what about the goomba speech pattern? Those words and phrases that are a little Italian, a little American, and a little slang.

Words every paesano and Bacciagaloop has heard,-words we hear on The Sopranos and throughout our Little Italy neighborhoods of New York and New Jersey. This form of language, the "Goomba-Italiano" has been used for generations. It's not gangster slang terms like "whack" or "vig", if that's what you are thinking---nope, this is real guido talk !

The goomba says ciao when he arrives or leaves. He says Mama Mia anytime emotion is needed in any given situation. Mannaggia, meengya, oofah, and of course, va fongool can also be used.

Capeesh?

He uses a mopeen to wipe his hands in the cuchina gets agita from the gravy (SAUCE to the NY gang) and will shkeeve meatballs unless they are homemade from the famiglia. Always foonah your bread in the pot of gravy (sauce ) or you will be considered a real coo-gootz or a Mezzo-finookio There are usually plenty of mamalukes and the girl from the neighborhood with the reputation is a facia-bruta, puttana or a schifosa.

If you are called cattivo, cabbadost, sfatcheem, stupido, or strunz , you are usually a pain in the ass. A crazy diavlo can give you the malokya (evil eye), but that red horn (contra malokya) will protect you if you Use it right.

Don't forget to always say per favore and grazia and prego.

If you are feeling mooshadda or stoonad or mezzo-morto, always head to Nonna's and she will fix you up with a little homemade manicott', cavadell', or calamar ', or some ricotta cheesecake.

Mangia some zeppoles, canollis, torrone, struffolI,shfoolyadell', pignoli cookies, or a little nutella on pannetone. Delizioso! I think I will fix myself a sangweech of cabagol' with some proshoot and mozarell' or maybe just a hot slice of peetza.

So salud' if you have any Italian blood in you and you understood anything written here! Then, you are numero uno and a professore of the goombas If you don't get any of this, then fa Nabola with the whole thing and you are a disgraziato. Scuzi, mia dispiachay, I didn't mean that.

Sent me by a girl from New York who lives in Rome...